1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies, and one of your least favorites.
2. Go to IMDb and pick a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.

1. "Yeah. Check the probate. Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with HIS probate, and he had to take these big pills, and drink lots of water."
"Not prostate, you idiot, PROBATE!"

2. "Karloff? Sidekick? . . . FUCK YOU!"

3. "They want me to do a sequel."
"A sequel, to "Death of a Salesman"? Doesn't he die at the end of the first?"
"Yes, but he has a twin brother, and he wants revenge."
"Revenge? But, doesn't he kill himself?"
"No, no, that's what you were led to believe. He was killed by the C.I.A for selling smack... to Nazis...

4. "Telephone call? Telephone call? That's communication with the outside world. Doctor's *discretion*. Nuh-uh. Look, hey - all of these nuts could just make phone calls, they could spread insanity, oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all these poor sane people, infecting them. Wackos everywhere, plague of madness."

5. "Gentlemen, I have three words for you: Scary. German. Guy."

6. "What's a nice Jewish boy like you doing in the sixth dimension?"

7. "You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me."
"What did he say?"
""What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night?! Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?!""

8. "Nothing happens in the world? Are you out of your fucking mind? People are murdered every day. There's genocide, war, corruption. Every fucking day, somewhere in the world, somebody sacrifices his life to save someone else. Every fucking day, someone, somewhere makes a conscious decision to *destroy* someone else. People find love, people lose it. For Christ's sake, a child watches her mother beaten to death on the steps of a church. Someone goes hungry. Somebody else betrays his best friend for a woman. If you can't find that stuff in life, then you, my friend, don't know crap about life. And why the FUCK are you wasting my two precious hours with your movie? I don't have any use for it. I don't have any bloody use for it."
"Okay, thanks."

9. "If I wasn't a transvestite terrorist, would you marry me?"

10. "Will you keep it down?! I'm *trying* to do drugs!"

11. "Rob, I'm telling you this for your own good, that's the worst fuckin' sweater I've ever seen, that's a Cosby sweater. [Imitating Cosby] A Cosssssssby sweater!"

12. "Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?"
"What?"
"You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company."

13. "How lonely, the prince without a kingdom . . . the man without warmth."

14. "You ruined my new jacket! . . . Kill him *a lot*."

15. "Two lives left. I think I'll save one for next Christmas. But in the mean time, how about a kiss Santi-Claus?"

16. "I SOUND MY BARBARIC YAWP OVER THE ROOFTOPS OF THE WORLD!"


17. "I think the reason is that they were trying to scare you away, and you didn't get scared."
"Please, they're dead. It's a little late to be neurotic. "

18. "Ah, hard currency. Thank you, Sir. Can't be too careful these days. Would Sir care for a starter of some garlic bread perhaps?"
"No, thank you. I will proceed directly to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please."

19. "Well the rabbit gets fucked."
"[pauses] Proper fucked?"
"Yes, before "Zee Germans" get there. "

20. "Helena. Helen. Helen-nun-nuh... it's a bit drab, isn't it? You know, you should think about changing that. Go for something with a bit of dignity and style, mixed with a bit of romance. Something like... 'Valentine'."
"Why? What's your name?"
"Valentine."

21. "Still filming?"
"Yeah, people are gonna want to know... how it all went down. " ("Haaated it!")